Well, today Harley decided to show me that he understands loopholes in his commands already.  He isn’t supposed to be on the stairs.  When I was in the kitchen this morning, he proceeded to perch himself on one of the carpeted stairs, and stare at me.  He has mastered a very cute version of complete defiance…

So, being the ever diligent dog owner who seeks to be consistent with his training, I commanded him to get on the floor.  This was his response…

<sigh>